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Antonio and Bill

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by scarbelly, Aug 12, 2010.

  1. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    So Antonio and Bill are lifelong friends and they have made a pact that whoever passes first will come back and tell the other what it is like.

    One day Antonio passes and Bill anxiously awaits his return with the news. After 3 years and no communication Bill is pretty discouraged and is thinking his friend has forgotten all about him. One night Bill is startled out of his sleep by a huge flash. There stands Antonio. Bill is in shock and finally manages to ask his friend so how is it?

    Antonio sighs and says, well I wake up in the morning and have sex then some breakfast and rest for a while. Then I have sex again and lunch and rest some more. Then comes sex followed by dinner.

    Bill is all smiles and says Heaven sounds like a wonderful place indeed. I can not wait to join you.

    Antonio says

    wait for it


    I am not in Heaven I am a rabbit in Colorado

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