Another Preacher Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Sep 16, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger
    congregation that will pay him more.

    There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.

    Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city stands up and
    proclaims, .... "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new
    Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport
    their children!" The congregation sighs in relief and applauds.

    Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and
    says,...."If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double
    his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college
    education of all his children!" More sighs and loud applause.

    ; Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the
    Preacher stays, I will give him sex!"

    There is total silence.

    The Preacher, blushing, asks her, "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you
    to say that?"

    Sadie' s 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his
    forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to
    side, while his wife replies, "Well, I just asked my husband how we
    Could help and he said, 'Screw the Preacher!'."

    P.S. Isn't senility and aging something else?
    Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth!

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