Anniversary Gift

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blackhawk19

Master of the Pit
Original poster
OTBS Member
Jun 20, 2007
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Troy AL
Larry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I
expect to find a gift in the driveway that
goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds...
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"

The next morning Larry got up early and left
for work. When his wife woke up, she looked
out the window and sure enough there was a
gift-box for her wrapped in the middle of the
driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe,
ran out to the driveway and brought the box back
in the house. She opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.

Larry has been missing since Friday.
 
LOL!!
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