And then the fight started.

[coyote]

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive...

so, I took her to a gas station.....

And then the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too'

And then the fight started.....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.

My wife asked,' Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....

 

[papa chubby]

I ran into a car the other day. The guy got out and he was a midget. He looked at me and said, "I'm not happy."

I said, "Oh yeah, which one are you?"

That's when the fight started.

 

[solar]

My girlfriend said I never take her anywhere expensive for dinner, so I took her to the airport and bought her a $8 hot dog.