A funny to share....
>
> In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated
the
> Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green, yellow and red
> vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy
> lives.
>
> Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream
and
> Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, 'You want chocolate with that?'
>
> And Man said, 'Yes!' and Woman said, 'and as long as you're at it,
add
> some
> sprinkles.' And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
>
> And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure
that
> Man found so fair. A nd Satan brought forth white flour from the
wheat,
> and
> sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to
size
> 14.
>
> So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad.' And Satan presented
> Thousand -Island
> Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and
Woman
> unfastened their belts following the repast.
>
> God then said, 'I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
oil
in
> which to cook them.' And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
> chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained
more
> weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
>
> God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it 'Angel Food
Cake,'
> and
> said, 'It is good.' Satan then created chocolate cake and named it
> 'Devil's
> Food.'
>
> God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose
those
> extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man
would
> not
> have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and
cried
> before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
>
&g t; ; Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and
brimming with
> nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
starchy
> center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
>
> God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
still
> satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent
double
> cheeseburger. Then said, 'You want fries with that?' And Man replied,
> 'Yes!
> And super size them!' And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man went into
> cardiac
> arrest.
>
> God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
>
> Then Satan created HMOs.
>
> In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated
the
> Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green, yellow and red
> vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy
> lives.
>
> Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream
and
> Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, 'You want chocolate with that?'
>
> And Man said, 'Yes!' and Woman said, 'and as long as you're at it,
add
> some
> sprinkles.' And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
>
> And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure
that
> Man found so fair. A nd Satan brought forth white flour from the
wheat,
> and
> sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to
size
> 14.
>
> So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad.' And Satan presented
> Thousand -Island
> Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and
Woman
> unfastened their belts following the repast.
>
> God then said, 'I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
oil
in
> which to cook them.' And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
> chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained
more
> weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
>
> God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it 'Angel Food
Cake,'
> and
> said, 'It is good.' Satan then created chocolate cake and named it
> 'Devil's
> Food.'
>
> God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose
those
> extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man
would
> not
> have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and
cried
> before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
>
&g t; ; Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and
brimming with
> nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
starchy
> center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
>
> God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
still
> satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent
double
> cheeseburger. Then said, 'You want fries with that?' And Man replied,
> 'Yes!
> And super size them!' And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man went into
> cardiac
> arrest.
>
> God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
>
> Then Satan created HMOs.
