ain't it the truth

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Aug 15, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A funny to share....
    >
    > In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated

    the
    > Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green, yellow and red
    > vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy

    > lives.
    >
    > Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

    and
    > Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, 'You want chocolate with that?'
    >
    > And Man said, 'Yes!' and Woman said, 'and as long as you're at it,
    add
    > some
    > sprinkles.' And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
    >
    > And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure

    that
    > Man found so fair. A nd Satan brought forth white flour from the
    wheat,
    > and
    > sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to
    size
    > 14.
    >
    > So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad.' And Satan presented
    > Thousand -Island
    > Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and
    Woman
    > unfastened their belts following the repast.
    >
    > God then said, 'I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
    oil
    in
    > which to cook them.' And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
    > chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained
    more
    > weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
    >
    > God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it 'Angel Food
    Cake,'
    > and
    > said, 'It is good.' Satan then created chocolate cake and named it
    > 'Devil's
    > Food.'
    >
    > God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose
    those
    > extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man
    would
    > not
    > have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and
    cried
    > before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
    >
    &g t; ; Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and
    brimming with
    > nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
    starchy
    > center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
    >
    > God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
    still
    > satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent
    double
    > cheeseburger. Then said, 'You want fries with that?' And Man replied,

    > 'Yes!
    > And super size them!' And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man went into
    > cardiac
    > arrest.
    >
    > God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
    >
    > Then Satan created HMOs.
     
  2. wvsmokeman

    wvsmokeman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LMAO [​IMG]
     
  3. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ROTFLOL!

    Take care, have fun, and do good!

    Regards,

    Meowey
     
  4. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Makes you wonder now doesn't it?
     

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