Acts 2:38...A Powerful Weapon!...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coleysmokinbbq, Sep 26, 2007.

  1. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
    services, when she was startled by an intruder.

    She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled:
    "Stop! Acts 2:38!" which is (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ,
    so that your sins may be forgiven.)

    The burglar stopped in his tracks.

    The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

    As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar:
    "Why did you just stand there?

    All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

    "Scripture?" replied the burglar...

    "She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!"

    Until later...
  2. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  3. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member


    Oh CRAP...the dreaded "Message too short" warning. There...happy now, Mr. Computer? Yeesh.
  4. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    I can see how a crook might get those confused ...

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