A Sportsman's Double

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Oct 6, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

    She looked pretty good for a 65 year old. In fact, she
    wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that
    she probably had a really hot daughter.

    We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she
    asked if I ever had a Sportsman's Double?'

    'What's that?' I asked.
    'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she
    said. 'Oh...' I said as my mind began to embrace the
    idea, 'No, I haven't.'

    And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.
    We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight
    was 'my lucky night.

    I went back to her place. We walked in and
    she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

    'Mom, you still awake'?
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Uh oh!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    No doubt! Good one, didn't see it comin'.
     
  4. supervman

    supervman Smoking Fanatic

    HIDEOUS I tell ya! :)
     

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