A Pastor's Business Card

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walking dude, Mar 26, 2008.

  1. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Pastor's Business Card


    A new pastor was visiting in the homes of
    his parishioners. At one house it seemed
    obvious that someone was at home, but no
    answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.


    Therefore, he took out a business card and
    wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it
    and stuck it in the door.

    When the offering was processed the following
    Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.
    Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10 .'

    Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation,
    he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20
    begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'
    Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden
    and I was afraid for I was naked.'

    Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
    They still are!
     
  2. white cloud

    white cloud Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    GOOD ONE. Just sent it to my wife.
     
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny................
     
  4. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    is a nice thing to garden semi naked-do it all the time- had JW come 1 day, I confronted them in the near buff-ain't seen them since.that was 11 years ago.
     
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny! [​IMG]
     

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