Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of
his parishioners. At one house it seemed
obvious that someone was at home, but no
answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and
wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it
and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following
Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.
Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10 .'
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation,
he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20
begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'
Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden
and I was afraid for I was naked.'
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
They still are!
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of
his parishioners. At one house it seemed
obvious that someone was at home, but no
answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and
wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it
and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following
Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.
Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10 .'
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation,
he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20
begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'
Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden
and I was afraid for I was naked.'
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
They still are!
