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A Little Irish Humor

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bwsmith_2000, Mar 23, 2006.

  1. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.

    After a while, one guy looks at the other and says,
    "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that
    you're from Ireland"
    The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"

    The first guy says, "So am I!
    And where about in Ireland might you be from?"
    The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."

    The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and
    so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
    The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was. I lived
    on McCleary Street in the old central part
    of town."
    The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so
    did I! So did I! And to what school would you have
    been going?"
    The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to
    St. Mary's of course."
    The first guy gets really excited and says,
    "And so did I. Tell me, in what year did you graduate?"
    The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I
    graduated in 1964."
    The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be
    smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good
    luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you
    believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."
    About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down,
    and orders a beer.
    Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his
    head & mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight."
    Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"

    "The Murphy twins are drunk again."