A Funeral

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Oct 15, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a
    most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long
    black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse and behind the
    second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind
    her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't contain her
    curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and
    said

    "I am so sorry for your loss and I know now is a bad time to
    disturb you but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is
    it?

    " The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."

    "What happened to him?" "My dog attacked and killed him."

    "Well who is in the second hearse?"

    The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband
    when the dog turned on her."

    A poignant moment of silence passed between the two women.

    "May I borrow the dog?"

    "Get in line."
     
  2. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's funny [​IMG]
     

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