A Boy's First Time

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Master of the Pit
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OTBS Member
Jul 9, 2005
Santa Rosa Beach, Florida
A boys first time :

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
& have dinner with her parents. Since this
is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out &
make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's
his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour. He tells the boy everything there is to
know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the
boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first time & all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come
on in!"

The boy goes inside & is taken to the
dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The
boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head.

A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in
prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, & still no movement from
the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head
down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no
idea your father was a pharmacist."
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