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A Boy's First Time

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bwsmith_2000, Feb 15, 2007.

  1. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A boys first time :

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
    & have dinner with her parents. Since this
    is such a big event, the girl announces to her
    boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out &
    make love for the first time.

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
    had sex before, so he takes a trip to the
    pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's
    his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
    hour. He tells the boy everything there is to
    know about condoms and sex.

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the
    boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
    10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
    because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
    first time & all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
    parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door.
    "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come
    on in!"

    The boy goes inside & is taken to the
    dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The
    boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head.

    A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in
    prayer, with his head down.

    10 minutes pass, & still no movement from
    the boy.

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head
    down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the
    boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

    The boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no
    idea your father was a pharmacist."
  2. cajunsmoker

    cajunsmoker Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Legendary Pitmaster

    Good one!

  4. hanifen

    hanifen Fire Starter

    I didn't see that coming. I will need to print that one off for sharing at work.