92 year old man (PG13)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dutch, Jul 17, 2007.

  1. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation esues:

    Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."

    Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

    Man: "What sins?"

    Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

    Man: "I'm Jewish."

    Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

    Man: "I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody."
  2. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    LOL Yeah I guess he would!

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