2 Pigs

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Oct 28, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    President Clinton arrives in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane, carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs, the marine guard salutes him sharply. Clinton smiles and says, "I'd like to salute back, son, but as you can see, my hands are full."

    "Yes, sir!" says the marine."Mighty fine pigs, sir!"

    Clinton replies, "These aren't just ordinary pigs, son; they're pure Arkansas razorbacks."

    "Yes, sir!" says the marine. "Mighty fine razorbacks, sir!"

    Clinton says, "I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."

    "Yes, sir!" the marine says again. "Good trade, sir!"
  2. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  3. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Another good one Linescum.
  4. ozark rt

    ozark rt Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    You know I grew up in, even graduated high shool, in Hope. And I am a huge Arkansas Razorback fan, but that one's funny.

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