President Clinton arrives in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane, carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs, the marine guard salutes him sharply. Clinton smiles and says, "I'd like to salute back, son, but as you can see, my hands are full." "Yes, sir!" says the marine."Mighty fine pigs, sir!" Clinton replies, "These aren't just ordinary pigs, son; they're pure Arkansas razorbacks." "Yes, sir!" says the marine. "Mighty fine razorbacks, sir!" Clinton says, "I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea." "Yes, sir!" the marine says again. "Good trade, sir!"