1ST OF THE NEW YEAR !!!

[sawhorseray]

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation,
Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher.. I sew da elastic onto
ladies' knickers and thongs..'
The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him 80 pounds a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, 'Diesel Fitter.'
Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick
160 pounds a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious.. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, 'Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour.'
'What skill?' yelled Paddy. 'I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs, then Mick puts 'em over his head and says: 'Yep, diesel fitter.'

 

[Fueling Around]

Great start of the year Ray

PS My wife agrees cheesecake is a breakfast food.

 

[Winterrider]

2025 is off to a good start Ray, thanks !

 

[Gonna Smoke]

This is absolutely Lucy...

 

[bigfurmn]

So the one about the time before new years but after Christmas, does that make it the taint of the year???

 

[DRKsmoking]

Many funny ones again Ray. Thanks

So true about the wet dogs and soft warm and fuzzy kittens..... ouch

But we call this back bacon, other people call it Canadian bacon, lol
But I am with you either way crispy strips way before oval slices ha ha

So would love to do this

David