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  1. grandpajohn

    Joke; Rated MA: The monkey in the bar

    This guy walks in the bar with his monkey, sits down and orders his drink. The monkey takes off down the bar eating peanuts, pickled eggs and just tearing the place up. The monkey runs over to the pool table and promptly swallows the cue ball. The bartender says "hey, control that monkey, he's...
  2. grandpajohn

    How to wash your cat:rated PG

    How to wash your cat: 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet and flush twice. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both the lid and seat lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him/her while you carry it toward the bathroom. 4. In...
  3. grandpajohn

    BBQ Competition in Connecticut

    Westport CT is holding it “Blues, Views & BBQ Festival” this coming week-end. Sat Sept 26 from 11 AM to 7 PM and Sun Sept 27 11 AM to 6 PM. Admission for adults is $10.00, students & seniors are $5.00 and under 5 yo are free. Sat is for the competition between the Backyard Chefs. Then Sun is for...
  4. grandpajohn

    CT Nebie Check In

    Hello to everyone, Have been lurking since the first part of Aug., tried to register about a month ago, had trouble but finally got everything to work today so here I am. As you can from my name i'm a grandfather & and so must be a father. Married and 66 yo. Live in south central CT. Have been...
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