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    BBQ at the Beach

    Antbody going to the Pa. BBQ Smoke off this weekend? http://raystown.org/barbeque.html 25 teams, 2 from the pitmasters show, KCBS sanctioned, i know i'm gonna go
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    New Grill

    Well i finally retired the old BBQ Grillware grill to the bulky waste dumpster and went and bought me a 5 Burner Master Forge S.S. propane Grill..after putting it together i was amazed at the bigger cook area and the fact that i can do 2 large yard birds on the rottisserre. it also has a...
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    Fatties

    Gotta work this weekend so i figured i would smoke up some goodies for snacks, i made 3 fatties which i filled with onions, green peppers, minced garlic, eggs and some canadian bacon i made a while back..i also slapped together a meatloaf with nothing special in it....:drooling::drooling...
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    Yee-Haw gonna cook

    Man my first full weekend at home since the middle of january and i'm gonna make LuLu earn her keep. Got 3 racks of trimmed spares to put in tommorrow morning and i can't wait..was able to get some ribs while on storm duty but they were almost inedible...Got 1 rubbed with Lysanders, 1 with...
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    Barbie Doll

    One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and -- shock -- he hadn't bought her anything. Out of the corner of his eye he notices a shopping mall. Knowing that it was 'now or never', he pulls his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a...
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    New Years Smoke

    Well since i didn't get to do a xmas smoke i did a pork loin today..i started out with a full pork loin and cut a chunk off for the wife and the 'kraut. and then i cut the rest in half, i filleted the one and added a layer of some pepper seasoned sausage and then dusted with some lysanders rub...
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    ressurected

    An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The...
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    Help we've been Elffed

    http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/Vk0ygLBi6qSKNvZn
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    Birthday Ribs

    Didn't do anything special for my birthday. the wife made me a big pan of lasagna and a cake, i figured i would do some BBB's..didn't take any prep pics as i have been busier than heck trying to get stuff done to the house before the snow flies. i prepped 3 racks of BB's with some lysanders...
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    Labor Day Labor of Love

    Just got done prepping the main courses for labor day. here's a 10# brisky that i've been slobbering over for weeks. trimmed it some and gave it a good coating of lysanders bourbon rub..the mop is just gonna be some beef bouillon, apple grape juice and JD. I'll put it in about midnight tommorrow...
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    Little Boy...kinda brash

    A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm. Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?" Little boy: "What...
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    Old Cowboy

    An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos...
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    Here we go again

    here are some ribs i prepped and dusted for tommorrow.. they are spares trimmed to st. louis style and coated with Lysanders bourbon rub, man i love that stuff, and into the fridge. gonna be a late start, bout noonish, i got some work to do before it gets hot plus my MOM and DAD are coming...
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    Redneck Playstation

    something to do while the brisket has stalled http://majman.net/fly_loader.html
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    Ribs, Ribs & more Ribs

    Haven't been around much lately 'cause i've been busy here at the house and at work, first full weekend off for a month, so anyways i am going to do some ribs tommorrow found some good deals today on our adventures...i got six racks of pork ribs not a meaty as i like but they were .99 a lb...we...
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    Bruce and Jenny

    Little Bruce and Jenny > are only 10 years old, but they know they are in > love. One day they decide > that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to > Jenny's father to ask him > for her hand. > > > > > > > Bruce >...
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    Old Smoker

    There was a 99 year old man that been smoking Camel Cigarettes since he was 10, one day a represenitive from Camels visits him and tells him that they would like to do a commercial with him as the star. and that if he could be at the studio the next morning at 10:00 am they would shoot the...
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    Bunny Ribs

    Here's my Easter smoke, the wife did a turkey in the oven and since i spent 5 hours yesterday putting my grandsons swing set together i decided to treat my self to some ribs. I also have to work next saturday so i threw in a couple of extra racks for then i started with 2 racks of Baby...
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    confession

    A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall . The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no...
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    Granma & Granpa

    When Grandpa found a bottle of v*i*a*g*r*a* in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," Answered the son. "I don't...
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