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    Something to offend everyone:)

    SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive...
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    Where would you be?

    WHERE WOULD YOU BE IF: YOU HAVE ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES YOU HAVE NO WORRIES ... YOU COME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU... YOUR BATH WATER HAS BEEN RUN... YOU HAVE THE PERFECT KIDS... YOUR PARTNER IS AWAITING YOU WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES... SO WHERE WOULD YOU BE...
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    Oil Change for men and women

    OIL CHANGE INSTRUCTIONS FOR WOMEN: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00...
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    Ribs and pork shoulders

    Please see attached pictures. Just wanted to say thank you to everyone here in the forum and all the good info in here. I am consistently able to turn out great tasting "Q" like this each and every time from everything I have learned here. This food is for tomorrow and will be re-heated. Ribs...
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    Survival Test

    You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same...
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    Report Card

    A FATHER GOING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD". WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH...
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    The pot at the end of the rainbow

    someone finally found it!
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    Cake or Bed

    CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T...
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    Cowboy

    An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing...
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    Need some advice

    On our last trip to S.C, my son shot a small #35 pound wild boar. I am going to take it out of the freezer and try to cook it this weekend. This will be my first attempt at a whole "little footbal" pig. Does anyone have any tips.......? Hanging the pig...head up or down? Does it matter? Rough...
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    RATED PG 18

    Hot dog holders
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    Rated PG13

    Funny Picture.
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    2nd annual Cabela's Worlds foremost Bar-B-Que Challenge

    FYI..... Located in Hamburg, Pa. Cabela's Attn: Phil O'Boyle 100 Cabela Drive Hamburg, PA 19526 Phone 610-929-7000 Fax 610-562-0981 E-mail [email protected]
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    Beautifully stated

    Â* Â* Â* Â*Beautifully Stated As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken...
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    Read this only

    >Another Goody For The Oldtimers > >My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. > >My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too...
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    Advice Please

    Does anyone have some good advice on frequency and types of cleaning supplies you utilize on your smokers?
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    Nice forum

    Hi all! Finally have a little time off to browse the net and play around and learn more about smoking some meat. Obviously I found this forum and hope to learn a great deal more about smoking. I live in eastern Pa. and have been smoking ribs, chickens, and fish for about 3 months now. I...
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