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How to tell the sex of a fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh ! Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?' He... -
whos car?
A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was... -
Comparisons
Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective to other things we buy. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 .... $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 1 6 oz $1.25...- jimr
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The Hypnothist PG
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the Hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat "I want you each... -
The man and his chicken
This guy had this pet Rooster that went everywhere he went. He loved this Chicken just like one of his kids. One day he decides he is going to the picture show and he carries him pet Chicken with him. The pet Chicken always set on his shoulder whenever they went together. When he gets to the... -
Man In A Hot-air Balloon
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon... -
SHHHHHHHHHHHhrooms are out folks!!!!!!!!!
Would you believe I found my first of the year..............- jimr
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picture worth a thousand words...........
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Handy-woman
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to... -
A Short Fairy Tale
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Don't confuse old with stupid
A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that... -
Maude and Claude
Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida . They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each others company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a... -
Priest and Rabbi
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?' The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.' The priest then asked, 'Have... -
Pastors Sven & Ole
Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: "Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's... -
Who's Patricia 2??
I thought I deleted the PM but I still have it. Who do I address the PM to if I forward it to Admin or Mod staff? OOPS........... never mind- jimr
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Who's Patricia 2??
I got the PM sometime between 4-9 and 4-11. I deleted the thing right after I opened it.- jimr
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Cheerios PG-13
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you... -
Who's Patricia 2??
I got a PM from Patricia 2 and under her name was the word "banned". It was stated that she was new here and was "preaching" about Budhism(sp). If she was banned, how did she PM me through this site? And besides, I'm a boneeeeeefide Republican!!!- jimr
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