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  1. jimr

    Sick Of Snow!!!

    This is what I think of this season right now................
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    The horth whithperer PG-13

    A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or a female...
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    Ralph the chicken

    Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.' Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St...
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    New Toy

    WHOA!!!! HULK'S BIG BROTHER!!!!
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    Another Fermento question

    When using Fermento is it ok to mix it into the product (summer sausage & venison snack sticks), 2-3 days before the product is stuffed and smoked. We normally grind and mix our sausage products a couple of days before we stuff them, then smoke them the following day.(grind & mix on Wed.-stuff...
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    Should children witness Childbirth??

    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and...
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    Test

    Those, my friend, are Mississippi River smallmouth bass.
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    Test

    Yeah, I know I have to resize a little more. On another post it said resize to 600x800. That is still too big. This is all new to me as far as posting pics like this. On other sites I'm active on I can download pics right from my computer onto the site without going through photobucket, etc...
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    Test

    I also am trying to put multiple pics up.................. It works..........................................:PD T_Armataz_01_37:
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    Mult. Pic. test

    I waswondering how to do that on here without it being an attachment at the bottom of the page. I'll try it now.....................OK how do you get that big picture instead of the thumbnail?? This picture was taken from my computer and posted directly. In order to get a full picture do I...
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    1st time summer sausage

    Good looking stuff!!! Those vacuum sealers are the best thing since sliced bread. I've got venison summer sausage in my freezer from last January that tastes just as fresh as the day I took it out of the smoker.
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    Ole and Sven's Get Rich Quick Scheme

    Ole & Sven are on vacation in Texas and walk by a store window with the sign, 'Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each, Trousers $2.50 a pair.' Ole says to his pal, 'Sven, look at dat! Ve could buy a whole bunch of dese clothes, take 'em back to Iowa , sell 'em to all da dumbYermans up dere, and...
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    The Republican Fisherman

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied...
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    Don't Laugh, I'm Serious, I need help !!!

    To be fair to your customers if you are going to charge $4, I would say you should put at least a minimum of 1/4 lb of meat on the sandwich. I'm sure you want to see them be return customers. I would weigh out that much and put it on a bun and see what it looked like. Good luck with this. Sounds...
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    Fermento question

    What is the difference between Fermento and ascorbic/citric acid when they are used in sausage making? I know with Fermento you can stuff and smoke right away. Is the same true with the citric, or do you have to let it "work" for a while?
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    Golfers alert

    The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while playing on Gallatin, Helena, and Lewis and Clark National Forests Golf Courses. They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their...
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    3/8" Stuffing Tube For 5 Lb. LEM???

    My brother in law made his own stuffer that runs off air pressure and all his stuffing horns are made of rigid copper. You know what they say,"What don't kill ya makes you better!!!" By the way MossyMo, thanks for the help.
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    3/8" Stuffing Tube For 5 Lb. LEM???

    I took a little info from another post and went to the hardware store and got a 12" metal toilet fill tank pipe and two fender washers. This is for use on an Enterprise stuffer. By looking at picture posted earlier in this thread, the LEM is the same size as this one. I am in the try-out stage...
  19. jimr

    Twisting dogs and sausage

    Bombo80, the picture you posted is what I meant. The entire process is hard to explain without hands-on or a good picture to help out. Thanks
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    Twisting dogs and sausage

    The first time we made weiners we had the same problem. A friend of mine works at a meat shop and showed me how they do it with natural casings. He told me the guy stuffing should fill the casing the proper length for the weiner then pinch it off and start the next one. Keep doing this process...
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