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  1. dforbes

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto

     The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that...
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    Sweet Tea

    A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue .. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a...
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    Strange Young Couple

    A Texas DPS Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He also immediately notices a...
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    Well it was my plan to inject my turkey last night but I ended up at the hospital until 2 this morning. My daughter had to have emergency apendicides surgery. She is doing fine and should come home today. Any way my question is, is it worth injecting and putting right on the smoker, or should I...
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    30lbs summer sausage \ spice sticks

    mixed up and in the fridge for at least 24 hours, then on the smoker she goes
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    just getting started on last winters project

    Last year I scored a couple of tanks and was ready to start my build in the winter. I was offered a remodel job that I couldn't turn down so I wasn't able to start until this week. this was the plans I drew last year First cut
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    brisket is on

    I started a fire about 9:30 last night, then filled the smoker full of oak. got up at 1:30 to a nice bed of coals and a temperture of about 220. I  fed her a little cherry and pecan, and got the brisket on at 1:55. Tried to lay back down but its not working. Looks like its going to be a long day.
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    todays smoke hot wings

    smoked  hot wings and caribian jerk wings.
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    South Dakota smokin brothers

    We have a wedding to attend on September 17Th in Springfield South Dakota. After the wedding we intend to spend the week in South Dakota and make a vacation out of it. If anyone has any Ideas of sites to see, restaurants you just have to try or any other helpful information it would be greatly...
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    countdown -40 hours

    mixed up 15Lb of snack sticks about 3:30 today. In the fridge mixed every 10 to 12 hours.  going on the smoker sometime Saturday. qview coming on Saturday.
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    turtle burgers

    the wife fwd this picture to me. guess I have something new to try I see lots of possabilities
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    chopper smoker

    I ran across this while surfing the net. Thought it was an ineresting smoker. I put it on my wish list for fathers day.
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    st louis craigslist, somebody better jump on this

    sound this on st louis craigslist. If it hadn't been raining for a week and I was cought up I would make the drive. [email protected]
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    and the pig is on

    I know I have been talking about this for a couple of weeks, but today really is the day. The rains that were predicted for today, were moving through yesterday so I put it off till today. It was a long sleepless night in anticipation of today. The clock was set for 5 am but at 4:15 I just could...
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    90 lb hog

    ran into what I think is a deal on a 90 lb hog. $25.00, so I ordered 3 of them. Now 1 is going on the smoker whole and I thought I would skin the other 2 and quarter them. I have processed lots of deer over the years but have never done a hog. Anyone have a link or any tips you want to send my...
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    meat lovers fattie

    had a couple of pieces of pizza hut meat lovers pizza left over, so I stole the toppings added extra cheese and rolled a fattie. very good decision. it made an excellant fattie and was enjoyed by all.
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    winter project found my tank

    I ran across these tanks at one of my customers. They were going to scrap them out, so I got them free. I know most of the builds i have seen on the forum people are looking to build a bigger smoker. I am looking to build something a little smaller. I already have a large trailer smoker and fire...
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    bow camp fattie

    I got invited to my new son in laws bow camp party. They were doing the cooking so I asked what I could bring. They said just bring myself. Well I wasn't raised that way so I went by the store and whipped these up when I got there. 1 hot, 1 mild sausage seasoned with homeade rub, and stuffed...
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    this years summer sausage

    took this picture about 8 weeks ago from my front window. It is finally cooling down and I hope to get out this weekend with the bow. We have been seeing deer almost daily. I am down to my last roll of summer sausage and am completly out of spice sticks so I am ready to stock back up. If I...
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    birds and the bees

    A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I donâ€8482t want to know,†the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you wonâ€8482t tell me.†Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, “When I was six, I got the ‘Thereâ€8482s no...
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