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  1. dforbes

    Silent Fart

    love it
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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto

     The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that...
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    Sweet Tea

    A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue .. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a...
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    Strange Young Couple

    A Texas DPS Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He also immediately notices a...
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    Thanks Bear, That was my thought to. Putting her on right now
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    Well it was my plan to inject my turkey last night but I ended up at the hospital until 2 this morning. My daughter had to have emergency apendicides surgery. She is doing fine and should come home today. Any way my question is, is it worth injecting and putting right on the smoker, or should I...
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    is it wrong to start drinking at 7:30?

    If its 7:30 am on the third day in a row, you might have a problem. Otherwise go for it. You only live once, you might as well live it with all the gusto you can. Somebody should make a commercial about that!!
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    I don't even like myself

    My thoughts and prayers are with you and your son, as well as the rest of our troops. If you feel yourself getting depressed, don't be to proud to seek professional help. I spent 20 years being to stubern and hard headed to seek help. When I finally did talk with somebody it was amazing how much...
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    First Attempt at Jerky w/Q

    looks great
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    Happy Birthday TulsaJeff

    I missed this one but, happy birthday Jeff. Thanks for all that you do for us. I hope you had a wonderful day and have a great year.
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    30lbs summer sausage \ spice sticks

    thanks for the imformation. I got the original recipe from a university web site and have changed everything exept the TQ to meet my taste. I  may adjust thtat just for safty reason. Yea my dump truck driver is the man. 3 and a half years old and he can pick out a piece of cherry, oak, pecan, or...
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    30lbs summer sausage \ spice sticks

    how much tq should I have used, been making it for years this way.
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    30lbs summer sausage \ spice sticks

    more to come!!! spice sticks Helper went and got a load of wood
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