What I Want In A Man!
Original List: (@ HER age 22)
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (@HER age 32)
FOUR RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1.Money can not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2.Forgive your enemy, but remember the arse's name.
3.If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.
> One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates,
> do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?"
> "Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I'd like you to
> pass a little test...
He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk.
When he grabs the teat and pulls... the cow farts. Ole is very surprised.
He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat...
Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.