You might be A redneck if...

Discussion in 'Wood Smokers' started by j0k3r-x, Oct 8, 2008.

  1. You might be a redneck if - you use that broken down indoor gas stove for an outdoor smoker! I found this pic on the net and thought I would share with y'all. I love it! Wood in the bottom drawer and you got yerself a smoker! I think it would work great!? I would do it myself but the city folk here would probably call code enforcement on me for broken down kitchen appliances sittin round the yard...now that is what I call goin green lol. New Big & Rich song - Save a Stove, Make a Smoker!
     
  2. dirtman775

    dirtman775 Smoking Fanatic

    nj
    Hey!!!! That's my yard[​IMG] just kiddin, well i guess ya gotta make do with what ya got.
     
  3. bassman

    bassman Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Let's go through my neighbor's stuff and see if we can find anything to use for a smoker[​IMG] This was taken before they brought in the huge boat and some other neat stuff!
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    What yall doin snoopin round my place! We shoots strangers ya know!
     
  5. waysideranch

    waysideranch Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That's plain funny!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    yup real funny.
     
  7. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL...good looking smokers. Thanks JOK3R!
    Now I do not feel so bad about my ugly cinderblock pit. [​IMG]
     
  8. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    If your cinderblock pit is so ugly, how can it put out that wonderful looking Q? Don't change a thing, it only gets better by itself.
     
  9. lcruzen

    lcruzen Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    One of those campers would make a dandy walk-in smokehouse! Put some hooks and rods on the ceiling and put a couple logs in the oven(propane assist) and turn it on low. Open the roof vent for exaust and use the winders for air flow vents. Can remove the door off the fridge and put larger cuts on the shelves to smoke.

    What's Red Greens phone number?
     
  10. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Man what's with the ditch and the thorn bush with the 8" thorns?!? You put those in to keep them out, or visa versa? ;{)
     
  11. soarkrebel

    soarkrebel Fire Starter

    AHHH YES Redneck cooking ............

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  12. soarkrebel

    soarkrebel Fire Starter

    And new life for old shopping carts........

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  13. soarkrebel

    soarkrebel Fire Starter

    And the sad thing is.........I have been guilty of doing this.....

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  14. grothe

    grothe Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Uhhhhh, BEER?
     
  15. Glad you guys and gals are all gettin a kick outa this post! But it really is a great idea dont'cha think? lcruzen reminded me of a story when he suggested turning one of those campers posted by Bassman into a smoke house! Just to warn ya this story won't make ya hungry for some Q! Might be a good one for Halloween though!

    When I was livin in the mountains in Tennessee there was this urban legend "one of them stories that gets told around the campfire after everybody has had a few beers or 20" that there was this old man that lived up in the hills in this old Streamline camper like the one in this pic.

    It was winter time and it was pretty dern cold outside so he decided to crank up his kerosene heater. Well he passed away in the middle of the night and that kerosene heater just kept on runnin... Lets just say when they found him the meat was just fallin off the bone! They couldn't even pick him up cause he just fell apart... So I guess these would make an excelent smoker/smoke house LOL.
     
  16. Hey soarkrebel, That's a might fine lookin rack ya got in yer fridge there! The sad thing is I don't see no beer in there? It's in yer other fridge right?[​IMG]

    I like the shoppin cart idea![​IMG] I don't know about the crapper cooker though? Does it come with some 2000 Flushes Rub? might leave a zingy flavor in yer mouf and ya might find some wiskers in yer brisket if'n ya know what Im sayin!
     
  17. gnubee

    gnubee Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Nice a Russian Olive thorn tree and a 6ft ditch. Looks a bit like the thorn fence on Survivor Africa.

    It also looks like you laid on your stomach to take that picture so as not to disturb the neighbours. [​IMG] Safety first I always say.

    I love the hotseat potty and the shopping cart camp grill.
     
  18. C'mon Cowgirl, You shouldn't feel bad about nothin! Even though I have never tasted your food the pics are proof enough! You could probably cook on a hot rock in the middle of the desert and pull off an award winning meal![​IMG]
     
  19. dingle

    dingle Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Check out her blog....You may find that she's already done that!!
     
  20. I did check out her blog but I musta missed that! Geez is there anything she hasn't done? I think I spent an hour lookin at stuff and readin and I didn't even scratch the surface... [​IMG]
     

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