Yes ... another Parrot joke

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squeezy

Master of the Pit
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Jul 17, 2005
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Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
A woman went to a pet shop &immediately
spotted a large, beautiful parrot..
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said,
'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution
and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.
'The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,

'New house, new madam.'The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
'New house, new madam, new girls.'

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith
came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said,[
'Hi, Keith!'

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Just when I thought I had heard them all! Great one and a keeper!

Thanks
and
Cheers!
 
And that folks is just one of the many reasons why Tessa (my african grey) is kept in her own private room :)
 
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