Yes ... another Parrot joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by squeezy, Sep 13, 2007.

  1. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A woman went to a pet shop &immediately
    spotted a large, beautiful parrot..
    There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

    'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.

    The owner looked at her and said,
    'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution
    and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.
    'The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

    She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

    The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,

    'New house, new madam.'The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
    but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'

    When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
    'New house, new madam, new girls.'

    The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

    Moments later, the woman's husband Keith
    came home from work.

    The bird looked at him and said,[
    'Hi, Keith!'


  2. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Excellent! Never heard that one.[​IMG]
  3. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Just when I thought I had heard them all! Great one and a keeper!

  4. starsfaninco

    starsfaninco Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    And that folks is just one of the many reasons why Tessa (my african grey) is kept in her own private room :)
  5. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Definitely a keeper lmao!
  6. phil s

    phil s Smoke Blower

    THat was good!!! [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
  7. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I like that one[​IMG][​IMG]

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