Where's the sausage

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by teacup13, Jun 24, 2009.

  1. teacup13

    teacup13 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A man at the store asks the clerk:
    'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'
    The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'
    The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

    If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?'
    'If I asked for some Irish whiskey , would you ask if I was Irish?'
    The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'
    With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,'Well then,
    why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'
    The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'
     

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