When you have an "I hate my job" day

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, Jul 30, 2008.

  1. When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day,[even if retired you have those sometimes]
    try this:

    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
    section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

    Be very sure you get this brand..

    Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

    Now the fun part begins.

    Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:


    'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '

    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'


    HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS!
     
  2. biggiesize

    biggiesize Fire Starter

    would that be considered a "entry" level position? get it?[​IMG]
     
  3. batona

    batona Newbie

    Thank you. I just busted a gut wondering where that was going.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Thank God I know how to cut meat [​IMG]
     
  5. vince

    vince StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    Good One, LOL
     
  6. cinnamonkc

    cinnamonkc Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LOL!! [​IMG]
     

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