Wal-Mart to start selling their own brand of wine

[walking dude]

Subject: Wal-Mart Wine

Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2008, it will begin offering
customers a new discount item ----

Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of Modesto California to
produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart bran
into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine,"
said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas ,
Bentonville. "But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name
for the Wal-Mart wine brand.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served
with either White meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don't bother posting that this is a hoax.
I know possum is not a white meat.

BWHAHAHAHAHA

 

[charles1056]

That is so bad Dude. Probably true, but bad.

 

[white cloud]

But it still is funny, It popped my cork,,,,,,, excuse me while I go find it....

 

[kratzx4]

I don't care what you say, That thar is funny

 

[travcoman45]

Hiiiicccccupppppp! Sooooo whatz up der I means aaaahhh wrong wit dat? Hiiiiiccccuppp! Whered dat pooosuum criiter goed? Hiiiicccuuppp!

 

[kookie]

Thats some good ****ttttttttttttt......Can I get somemoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....................Tha nk youuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[av8tor]

Well "Three Buck Chuck" worked pretty good for Shaw.