WHAT'S FOR DINNER, DEAR? A man kills a deer and takes it home for dinner. Both he and his wife decided that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it was but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat on their plate was so they begged their dad for the clue. Well, he said "It's what Mom calls me sometimes". The little girl screams to her brother "Don't eat it, it's an *******!".