Unemployment

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by charles1056, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    BILLY BOB AND RUFUS WORKED TOGETHER IN A KENTUCKY CLOTHING FACTORY; AND WHEN BOTH WERE LAID OFF, THEY WENT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE TOGETHER

    WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, BILLY BOB SAID 'PANTY STITCHER; I SEW ELASTIC INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES.' THE CLERK LOOKED UP 'PANTY STITCHER' AND IT WAS LISTED AS UNSKILLED LABOR, SO SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $300 A WEEK UNEMPLOYMENT PAY.

    SHE ASKED RUFUS HIS OCCUPATION, AND HE SAID, 'DIESEL FITTER,' WHICH WAS LISTED AS A SKILLED JOB. SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $600 A WEEK.

    WHEN BILLY BOB FOUND OUT, HE WAS FURIOUS! HE STORMED BACK INTO THE
    OFFICE TO FIND OUT WHY HIS CO-WORKER GOT TWICE THE MONEY.

    THE CLERK EXPLAINED, 'PANTY STITCHERS ARE UNSKILLED LABORERS, AND DIESEL FITTERS ARE SKILLED LABORERS.'

    'WHAT SKILL?' YELLED BILLY BOB.

    'I SEW THE ELASTIC ON THE PANTIES, AND RUFUS PUTS 'EM OVER HIS HEAD AND SAYS, 'DIESEL FITTER!!!!'
     
  2. dono

    dono Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    Groooooaaaaannnnnnnn
     
  3. fred420

    fred420 Meat Mopper

    cheeeeeesy drum roll please.....guess the writers strike is still on...[​IMG]
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Oayh![​IMG]
     
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    ohhhhhh......ouch..............
     

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