Two Ederly Gentlemen

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  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Roy and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed
    the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

    One day Roy didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and
    figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Roy hadn't shown up for

    a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they
    ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Roy lived,
    so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

    A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Roy,
    but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat
    Roy! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then
    he said, "For crying out loud Roy, what in the world happened to you?"

    Roy replied, "I have been in jail."

    "Jail?" cried Sam. "What in the world for?"

    "Well," Roy said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde
    waitress at the coffee shop where I some time go?"

    "Yeah," said Sam, "I remember her. What about her?"

    "Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89
    years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'
    and the judge gave me 30 days for perjury."
  2. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Good one! [​IMG]
  4. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Payin' the cost... for being the Boss.

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