Two Blind Pilots...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coleysmokinbbq, Nov 9, 2007.

  1. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses.

    One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way
    along the aisle with a cane.

    Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men
    enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up.

    The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching
    for some sign that this is just a little practical joke.

    None is forthcoming.

    The plane moves faster and faster down the runway
    and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're
    headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport.

    As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into
    the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

    At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.

    The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and
    soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the
    knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

    In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other
    and says, "Ya know Bob, one of these days they're gonna
    scream too late and we're all gonna die..."
  2. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

    Funny! [​IMG]
  3. hilarious!!! [​IMG]
  4. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Heh... I like that one...!
  5. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Is the bus on schedule?
  6. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL! Good one Coley!
  7. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member



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