those wacky canadians!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by tasunkawitko, Jul 22, 2009.

  1. tasunkawitko

    tasunkawitko Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A guy from Cornerbrook, Newfoundland was driving a

    Volkswagen Beetle in Toronto pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign.

    Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls,

    "Hey, you gots a telephone in that Rolls?"

    The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."

    "I gots one too... See?" the Newf says.

    "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

    "You gots a fax machine?" asks the Newf.

    "Why, actually, yes, I do."

    "I does too! See? It's right here!" brags the guy from the

    Rock.

    The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the

    Volkswagen says, "So, does you have a double bed in back there?"

    The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"

    "Yep, gots me double bed right in back here," the Newf

    Replies.

    The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.

    Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so

    He immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to Put a double bed in back of his car.

    About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up

    His car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Newfoundland Labrador plates. Finally,
    He finds it parked alongside the road,so he pulls his Rolls up next to it.

    The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels

    Somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.

    (It's ok, the joke is CLEAN)

    The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack

    And peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"

    "Yeah, yeah, I remembers you," replies the Newfoundlander,

    "What's up?" "Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."

    The Newf exclaims, "B'JEEZ B'Y, YOU GOTS ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELLS ME THAT?!"
     
  2. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    roflmao....
     
  3. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good laugh, I needed that my friend.
     
  4. tasunkawitko

    tasunkawitko Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    glad to provide it![​IMG]
     
  5. gnubee

    gnubee Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Musta a been crowded in the VW with the elephant driving and all.
     

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