The Church Organist

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Sep 14, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A church down in Texas had a very big-busted organist.
    Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she
    Played the organ and distracted the congregation considerably.
    The very proper church ladies were appalled.

    They said something had to be done about this or they
    Would have to get another organist.

    One of the ladies approached her very discreetly
    And told her to mash up some green persimmons,
    And rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size
    But warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons because
    They are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up
    And you won't be able to talk properly for a while.

    She agreed to try it.

    The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said,

    "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday"
     
  2. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That is just so wrong... on so many levels... butt I luv it! [​IMG]
     
  3. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hey Blackhawk, thats a keeper. [​IMG]
    Wd is proably sayin, "I'm glad y'all are laughin, I still don't get it" [​IMG][​IMG] Terry
    P.S. no body needs to remind me of yesterdays, OTBS! haha
     
  4. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That's funny, right there!

    Take care, have fun, and do good!

    Regards,

    Meowey
     
  5. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Hey!!...Wait a minute!...[​IMG]...I think I've BEEN to that church before!!...

    ...And...it wasn't in Texas...It was in the mountains of North Georgia!...[​IMG]...


    Until later...


    P.S. Good'un!...That's a definite keeper there Blackhawk!!...[​IMG]...
     

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