Tax Man and the Rabbi...R rated

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oneshot, Dec 27, 2009.

  1. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?

    ''Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'

    'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.

    But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'

    'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers.

    ''I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.

    'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?' 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete schlong!.
     
  2. meat hunter

    meat hunter Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    ROFL....Good one[​IMG]
     
  3. Actualy they kept them for years and then sent a bunch to a Leathersmith.

    He made a beautiful wallet out of them.. The Rabbi was none to pleased and called the Leathersmith to complain, expecting something much grander than a plain old wallet, considering how many foreskins were sent.....

    The Leathersmith responded that it was a VERY special wallet.
    When you rub it, it turns into a briefcase!!!!![​IMG]
     
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    ROFLMAO - beware of briefcases
     
  5. chainsaw

    chainsaw Smoking Fanatic

    I don't care what anyone says thats funny![​IMG]
     

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