Surgeons prefrence

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by fireguy, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the
    best patients to operate on. The first surgeon from New York says, 'I like
    to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them
    up,everything inside is numbered.'
    The second from Chicago responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians!
    Everything inside them is color coded.'
    The third surgeon from Dallas says, 'No, I really think librarians are the
    best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
    The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in, 'You know, I like
    construction workers. Those guys always
    understand when you have a few parts left over.'
    But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
    observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
    There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
    and the A$$ are interchangeable.'
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Funny and sooooo true!
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one..................
  4. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny, need to remember that one

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