Staff Meeting

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blacklab, Jul 22, 2008.

  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly
    stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)




    When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to
    have a quick contest. The theme: ****** advertising slogans.

    The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of ******. Slight variations were acceptable.

    About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

    10. ******, Whaazzzz up!

    9. ******, The quicker pecker picker upper.

    8. ******, like a rock!

    7. ******, when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

    6. ******, Be all that you can be.

    5. ******, Reach out and touch someone.

    4. ******, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

    3. ******, Home of the whopper!

    2. ******, We bring good things to Life!

    And the unanimous number one slogan:

    1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on *****.
     
  2. dingle

    dingle Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I must not be very sharp...had to read this a few times slowly to figger out what we were advertising
     
  3. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Must be the water we drink up here Dingle ,( or Belgium Bush has already started altering ingredients in my Budweiser [​IMG]) I tried filling in the blanks and it didn't work either [​IMG]

    Any one give us a family friendly nudge in the right direction [​IMG]
     
  4. smokin out the neighbors

    smokin out the neighbors Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Little blue pill
     
  5. cinnamonkc

    cinnamonkc Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    AH! LOL...thanks Smokin'
     
  6. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Thank you [​IMG] never thought something advertised on billboards and prime time tv would get blocked by the filters here [​IMG]

    Now the joke gets a standing ovation from me !!!!
     
  7. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Thats great [​IMG]
     

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