Sex after Death...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Sep 11, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Sex After Death

    A couple made a deal that whomever died first would
    come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their
    biggest fear was that there was no after life.

    After a long life together, Bill was the first
    to die. True to his word, he made the first contact,
    'Terri.Terri.':

    'Is that you, Bill?'

    'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'

    'That's wonderful! What's it like?'

    'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have
    breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have
    sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a
    couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be
    proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf
    course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the

    afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course
    again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch
    some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts
    all over again.'

    'Oh, Bill you surely must be in Heaven!'



    'Not exactly ...

    I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.
     
  2. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    hehehehe silly rabbit
     
  3. flash

    flash Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [​IMG] Rascally wabbit.
     
  4. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Dang it, Rich!! You really need to post a "Spew Alert" when you post jokes like this, now I gotta clean the 'puter monitor (again)!! [​IMG]
     
  5. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Hmmm How bout some BEFORE? [​IMG]
     
  6. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    that was good
     
  7. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  8. smokin365

    smokin365 Smoking Fanatic

    GREAT![​IMG]
     
  9. werdwolf

    werdwolf Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    good chuckle [​IMG]
     

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