Seminars for Females

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  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Continuing Seminars For Females
    (Prepared and presented by males)

    1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
    2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.
    3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
    4. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game.
    5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
    6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.
    7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, Not the First.
    8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.
    9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging.
    10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.
    11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.
    12. Introduction to Parking.
    13. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.
    14. Water retention: Fact or Fat.
    15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
    16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption.
    17. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
    18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
    19. PMS: Your Problem... Not His.
    20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.
    21. Sex: It's For Married Couples Too.
    22. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.
    23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
    24. Oil and Fuel: Your Car Needs Both.
    25. Oil and Fuel: Your Car Needs Both. (In case it was missed the first time)
    26. Learning to Go in Public Restrooms.
    27. "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?" - Why Men Lie.
    28. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
  2. chris_harper

    chris_harper Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    hehe, good one.
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    WHen my boy was still at home he had more stuff in the tub and in the bathroom cabinate than I did! But then I'm not one of those fluffy females I'm a farm girl!

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