Redneck Love Poem

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Jan 1, 2008.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Susie Lee Done Fell In Love;
    She Planned To Marry Joe.
    She Was So Happy 'bout It All
    She Told Her Pappy So.

    Pappy Told Her, "susie Gal,
    You'll Have To Find Another.
    I'd Just As Soon Yo' Ma Don't Know,
    But Joe Is Yo' Half Brother."

    So Susie Put Aside Her Joe
    And Planned To Marry Will,
    But After Telling Pappy This,
    He Said, "there's Trouble Still.

    You Can't Marry Will, My Gal,
    And Please Don't Tell You' Mother,
    But Will And Joe, And Several Mo'
    I Know Is Yo' Half Brother."

    But Mama Knew And Said, "my Child,
    Just Do What Makes Yo' Happy.
    Marry Will Or Marry Joe.
    You Ain't No Kin To Pappy."
  2. flatbroke

    flatbroke Smoking Fanatic

    thats a pretty good one.
  3. bigal

    bigal Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    That was a good one! [​IMG]
  4. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    Good one LOL.
  5. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  6. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Funny yeah![​IMG]

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