Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jerseyhunter, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
    So I went to a shrink and told him . . . 'I've got problems.
    Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

    'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.
    'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

    'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the
    Doctor. "I'll sleep on it," I said.

    Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears
    you were having?' he asked.
    'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!
    A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

    'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

    'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'
  2. I like that one.. [​IMG]
  3. werdwolf

    werdwolf Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I needed that laugh today.
    I have descended into Dell Hell. [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
  4. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    bartenders can be good cures
  5. bbq ron

    bbq ron Smoke Blower

    now that's a keeper [​IMG][​IMG]

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