Old Timers S_x PG-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Nov 29, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Old Timers S_x

    The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had s_x together over fifty years ago?

    We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

    Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

    OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

    A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having s_x against a fence.

    I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

    The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.

    Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
    The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious s_x that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

    The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

    After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

    The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

    So, as the couple passes, he says to them," Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic s_x life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

    Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

  2. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    ROLF - that's a good one! [​IMG]
  3. scotty

    scotty Smoking Fanatic

    [​IMG] I got a charge out if that one
  4. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's one of the best ones yet!
  5. scotty

    scotty Smoking Fanatic

    Why are there so many jokes about older folks and sex????????
  6. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Well there's a lot of us Boomers and that's all a lot of us can do is just joke
    about it [​IMG]
  7. scotty

    scotty Smoking Fanatic

    [​IMG] Sorry to hear that[​IMG]

    There is an old italian saying about that.
  8. t-bone tim

    t-bone tim Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    hehehe ! roflmao , good one [​IMG]

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