O J Simpson PG-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Oct 15, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He
    immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

    "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
    but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll
    tell you what I'm going to do. I have a few folks here who weren't
    quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
    their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

    OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to
    the first room.

    In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in,
    and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and
    surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

    "No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't
    think I could do that all day long."

    The devil led him to the door of the next room.

    In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All
    he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this
    is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be
    in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.

    The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton , lying
    on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a
    spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
    does best.

    OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man,

    I can handle this."

    The devil smiled and said . . . . . .

    "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
  2. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

    Good one !![​IMG]
  3. wilson

    wilson Meat Mopper

  4. links16877

    links16877 Newbie

    funy i have to pay this along to some ppl i know :)
  5. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


    Take care, have fun, and do good!


  6. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    Good one for sure!
  7. bbqpitstop

    bbqpitstop Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    love it...........it's right where OJ needs to be, and being a Buffalonian that watched his rise to stardom, I hope he takes his name off the wall of fame at Rich Stadium with him.
  8. kew_el_steve

    kew_el_steve Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    That was a different person than the OJ of today. What a shame. He did a lot of good on the field, but blew up in his personal life. Rage is a terrible thing...just ask my 16 year old daughter on the receiving end after she hasn't picked up her room all week.

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