no sex since 1955 (R)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, Jun 24, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
    event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no
    shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance,
    one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

    'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious
    man. Is something bothering you?'

    'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
    'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'

    'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,
    said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and
    enjoy yourself.'

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
    manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you
    don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you
    had sex?'

    '1955, ma'am.'

    'Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really
    need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his
    hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
    'relax' him several times.Afterwards, panting for breath,
    she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure
    didn't forget much since 1955.'

    The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing
    at his watch, 'I hope not; it's only 2130 now.'

    Gotta love military time
  2. LOL... luv it!

  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's a good un!
  4. bamafan

    bamafan Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    That's great! All ready on it's way around the world I'm sure. Being retired from the military I sent to some good buddies so it will find it's way to the darkest places on earth!!!!!!!!!! Still cracking a smile.
  5. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    thats great. all the dark places on the earth..good luck to those men that are there.I hope it brings some joy to them.
    I thought the marines on this site would love it also..
  6. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good
  7. bbqgoddess

    bbqgoddess Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOl!!! good one!![​IMG]
  8. rivet

    rivet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's great!

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