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Nov 12, 2006
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Saxton, Pa.
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got
horrible sunburn,
specifically to his upper legs.�

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after
being diagnosed with
second-degree�burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe
pain he was in, the
doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with
saline,�electrolytes, a
sedative, and a V@i*a*g*r*a pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will
v*i*a*g*r*a do for him,
doctor'?�

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition,
but it'll keep the
sheet s off his legs.'
 
i didn't know the phizer rizer was a bad word.....delete thread as it takes away from the joke
 
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