NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Jul 5, 2011.

  1. NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN!

    A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed
    with another woman. Born of fury with super-human strength from
    cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged
    him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put
    his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the
    handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

    The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop!
    You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"

    The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
    husband's hand and said ...

    "Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"
     
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    I think I'll send that to my wife. I don't have a barn.
     
  3. sunman76

    sunman76 Master of the Pit

    public service announcement  "DONT CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE"

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    if your take the vice out of the barn.
     

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