My Duck is Dead

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Sep 14, 2009.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    My Duck is Dead

    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.

    As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

    The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

    "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet.

    "How can you be so sure?" she protested.. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

    The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.

    He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever.

    As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.

    He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

    The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

    A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot.

    The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

    The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

    The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

    The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she
    cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

    The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20,

    Are You READY For This?

    with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150." [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

  2. LOL!!! Something smells in here!! Could it be that stinker?? It still made me laugh!!
  3. nate_46

    nate_46 Meat Mopper

    Oh man it caught me off guard!!!! I usually see it coming, but this time I didn't. Good one, I'll be sharing it tomorrow.
  4. alx

    alx Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Sad,but true..I have close relative who is dynamite surgeon....It is sad what people pay.........let alone animals...........for freeeeeeeeee

    That is funny though beer..............
  5. smokeguy

    smokeguy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That was a good one!

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