medicine

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by cajun_1, Nov 18, 2007.

  1. cajun_1

    cajun_1 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
    we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out
    looking for work in six weeks."


    A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of
    one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four
    weeks."


    A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that
    we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
    both of them out looking for work in two weeks."


    The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way
    behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, send her to Washington
    where she will become President, and then half the country will be out looking
    for work."
     
  2. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I like your style, good timing my friend.
     

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