medical (R)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, Sep 24, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in
    her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and
    noticed that there was a slight response and on the monitor there was sizable
    movement.

    They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
    crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her
    out of the coma."

    The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
    curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
    room.

    After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
    rate. The nurses ran back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The
    husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked?"

     

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