Me, the Family and some Putt-Putt Golf

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by tulsajeff, Jun 6, 2007.

  1. tulsajeff

    tulsajeff Master of the Pit Staff Member Administrator OTBS Member

    This past weekend the family and I (my 4 year old boy and my girls who are 9 and 11 and my wife) decided to go play some putt-putt golf over at 61st and HWY 169 (for those of you who are familiar with Tulsa).

    Now this course is built around lots of water and if you get through 18 holes without having to go back to the clubhouse for more balls then you are extremely lucky!

    Anyway, we had been back to the clubhouse a couple of times and were coming upon a 20 foot bridge that spans across the pond there and without stopping to think about how it sounded..

    I shouted like a general to his soldiers...

    "EVERYONE HOLD YOUR BALLS REAL TIGHT WHEN WE GO ACROSS THIS BRIDGE.."

    Well... my wife about fell off the bridge laughing and I considered jumping in..

    I heard some cackling around the various greens... and I can't say that I blame them.

    You can imagine what that would sound like if you had no idea what I was actually talking about.

    I did not play too well after that and I sure hoped that no one there recognized me with my dark sunglasses on!!
     
  2. tonto1117

    tonto1117 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMHO.......I just love it when life happens!!!!![​IMG]
     
  3. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good story Jeff ... thanks for sharing [​IMG]
     
  4. wvsmokeman

    wvsmokeman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    [​IMG] Thats good stuff
     
  5. sdpj

    sdpj Newbie

    id say that on purpose. although i am a crew chief and have a dirty mind already.

    SdPj
     
  6. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Hack, cough, puft!!! [​IMG]


    I just choked on my coffee! ROFLMAO!
     
  7. I got one that just might top that one...

    We had a boat and everytime we got off the water I could never the back straps to hook and close the metal bracket. No matter what I did I couldnt never close them. Well, one day I pushed real hard and the bracket closed!! I jumped up from the back of the boat and yelled, "I GOT MY STRAP ON, I GOT MY STRAP ON!!" My dear husband said, 'thats really great dear' while trying not to die laughing, along with everyone else on the dock. I could have died right there. [​IMG]

    Lisa [​IMG]
     
  8. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LMAO!... [​IMG] Gotta clean the monitor now!...Sprayed iced tea everywhere!!!...Almost shorted out the monitor!...
     
  9. hillbillysmoker

    hillbillysmoker Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good advice for any adventure Jeff.
     

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