This past weekend the family and I (my 4 year old boy and my girls who are 9 and 11 and my wife) decided to go play some putt-putt golf over at 61st and HWY 169 (for those of you who are familiar with Tulsa). Now this course is built around lots of water and if you get through 18 holes without having to go back to the clubhouse for more balls then you are extremely lucky! Anyway, we had been back to the clubhouse a couple of times and were coming upon a 20 foot bridge that spans across the pond there and without stopping to think about how it sounded.. I shouted like a general to his soldiers... "EVERYONE HOLD YOUR BALLS REAL TIGHT WHEN WE GO ACROSS THIS BRIDGE.." Well... my wife about fell off the bridge laughing and I considered jumping in.. I heard some cackling around the various greens... and I can't say that I blame them. You can imagine what that would sound like if you had no idea what I was actually talking about. I did not play too well after that and I sure hoped that no one there recognized me with my dark sunglasses on!!